Why the Eurovision Song Contest was up against a mad world

THERE was a satisfying conclusion to the weekend’s Eurovision Song Contest. Some lank-haired chap from the UK – looking like Thor impersonating a Bee Gee impersonating Thor – came second, and beleaguered Ukraine bagged victory (We’re sure they would have preferred peace within their sovereign borders, but winning a camp singing competition will have to do for now).

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